[Light Humour]

What Molanas have to hear :

1. Do you know molana so and so… [as if all molanas are skynet]
2. Molana Im in Asda at the moment can you tell me if This Pasta sauce is Halal? …[Yeh All molanas do all day is ingredient-spotting]
   …
3. Molana what do you think of Shaykh/Mufti so and so?? [..Yeh All I do is stalk them and hack their devices ]
4. Are you a shaykh or a molana? [ well Im both a shalana or a Molaykh]
   …
5. Can you interpret Dreams ? [ Yes ermm your dream means something good will happen and something bad will happen before you die…]
6. Are Prawns Halal ? [I agree with what the last 10 molanas said to you..]
7. When is Dajjal coming? [ why does he owe you money? ]
8. Asslam alaikum wa rahmatullahi wa barakaatuhuuuuu ( with all the fancy dots above and below) Keyf haal shaykh? [One month later … waslm wr wb alhamdulilah]
9. Molana whats the Sunnah way to drive a car? [ ….Molana gone to order bulk paracetomal]
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10. How do you put your hat on ? can you do a tutorial [… Yes I do a back flip off the roof of my garage and dive head on into my hat and it sits on my head]

Mufti Liaqat Zaman

Striving For Deen

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